How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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