: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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