I hate your face
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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