the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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