She's JV to your varsity
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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