Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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