I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
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