My friends, they love my intelligence
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
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Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
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THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
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