Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
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just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
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It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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