And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
he was CRYING into my vagina
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Randomize
