I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
sarcasm needs its own font
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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