Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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