Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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