she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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