That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
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