So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
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My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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