Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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