Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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