Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
