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Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
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