Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(432): View more from Texas

TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.

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(775): View more from Nevada

suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv

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(801): View more from Utah

You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience

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(301): View more from Maryland

He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot

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(706): View more from Georgia

Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.

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