That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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