was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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