dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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