We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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