i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Quick, to the slutcave!
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
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I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
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Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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