think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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