So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
