WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
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