lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Randomize
