The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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