I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
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Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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