this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
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Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
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I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
there is puke in my bra ... again
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