remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
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...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
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Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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