Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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