Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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