i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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