bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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