matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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