That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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