Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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