is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
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All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
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After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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