Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
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Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
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OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
My ass is underappreciated
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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