He is such a slut. More and more my type.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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