I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Less talking, more tequila
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
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