When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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