Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
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I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
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I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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