So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
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You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
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btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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