whats a polygalesbian?
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
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I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis