what day is it and did you see me today?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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