I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
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He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
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You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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