I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
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I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
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So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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