I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
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If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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