so that wasnt chicken after all
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
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The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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