Will you blow on my dice?
People with herpes should wear stickers.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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