i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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