whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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