butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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