Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I see more hoeing in ur future
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