it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
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Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
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he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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