I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
this just has baby written all over it
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Randomize
